Okay, I admit it, I've fallen pretty hard for Bruce/Clark. Everyone's seen this webcomic, right? I have vague memories of it making the LJ link rounds last year. But it cracks me up because I'd say it rings true for about 25% of the Bruce/Clark fic out there. *g* They fight, they say mean things to each other, but they say the most profound things to each other too and are just *there* - the *love*, the *love*. *sigh*
But, if I adhere to canon, Clark's a one-person kind of guy. His and Lois's marriage does not allow for special circumstances or special friends. (And I have to say I *adore* the panel where Clark and Diana just *look* at each other, yay! Bearded and burly injured Clark, another yay! Also Clark and Lois kissing in the *sky*, triple yay!) And that's really so *sweet* that he would never, ever stray. I feel guilty for wanting him to. Plus, I am so tired of Lois The Bitch fic. Please. These two love each other for a reason.
Lois pegs Clark.
Oh yeah, baby, you know she does!
WTF is pegging?!?
Bruce/Clark, who tops?
Bruce - the uber-alpha bends over for no one.
Clark - he's so capable. Superman!
These two completely switch-hit.
Woman, get a clue, these two sex each other up but no butt-sex.
UST! They'd never say or do anything about it.
OMG, just NO! Stop sexing up this wonderful platonic thing they have.
What?!? They don't even like each other.