I'm off to reply to comments. But before I do, here's something that the LJ auto-post thingie coughed up for me. It's a mixture of fic from 2-1/2 different fandoms, essays and a sprinkle of RL. In other words: Hee! And surprisingly surreal meta-fic.

Oh, warnings for sex (slash, sprinkle of het) and general huh?ness.

( Don't do it, his eyes said. Think of something else. )

crosspost warning: JF, IJ, GJ & LJ

Well, theclexfactor posted asking the definition for purple prose. xparrot provided a definition and then several examples in comments. She compiled them back at her LJ. Hilarious! *g*

I also provided a small example:

( waxing purple )

It's good to indulge the purple once in a while! *g*

This is a story of subtext in tragic proportions, in fair Smallville, where we set our scene...

Dialogue provided courtesy of Messrs. Bill and Ted as well as Messrs. Beavis and Butthead.

May bear little relevance to canon.

( WARNING: extreme silliness! )