Rule 34 doesn't always work with OT4s. Prove me wrong!
Just so you know, I really want to read Earth-2 Lois/Clark/Bruce/Selina circa 1958, post Bruce's retirement as Batman. You know, dinner at the manor, with Dior cocktail dresses and a film projector showing blue movies. Highballs and Brandy Alexanders. An afternoon by the pool with wide-brimmed hats and strappy high-heeled sandals and white-frame sunglasses and Singapore Slings. High fidelity stereo cabinets and jazz. Cold War arguments and Bettie Page bondage boots. Pomade and hair spray. Cocktail rings and tuxedo braces. Mimosas in the morning, even Clark trying one. Helena in a highchair at the kitchen breakfast table. Faded stretch marks. Flecks of gray on Bruce's temple as he smokes a Cuban cigar.
Fandom, where is this story? I invoke Rule 34 (if it exists, there is porn for it). *looks up Rule 34* Oh, if I get too specific, that means *I* have to write it.