Does Bruce Wayne dance?
No. Dancing is for fools that have nothing better to do with their time.
No. He hangs back at the bar and observes.
Only in his dreams.
Only between the sheets.
Only when he's had one too many. And then everyone gets out of his way.
He tries but looks ridiculous. He gets pity and amusement points.
Ballroom. He's King of the Waltz!
Tango. He outsmoulders Valentino.
His mother made him take tap and ballet when he was six. He still has the shoes.
Disco. Do the Hustle!
He goes out there and shakes it. What he does with his hips is illegal in five different states.
Bump and grind. He gets nasty on the floor.
Stage diving and mosh pit. Bruises are the point.