Most merciful Fandom, I confess that I have sinned against you in thought, word, and deed, by what I have done*, and by what I have left undone**. I have not loved you with my whole heart; I have not loved my fellow fen as myself. I am truly sorry and I humbly repent. For your sake, have mercy on me and forgive me; that I may delight in your will, and walk in your ways, to the glory of your name, now and forever. Amen.
*I've read fic in other fandoms; I've joined communities in other fandoms; I've contemplated fic scenarios in other fandoms.
**I still owe unposted fic to at least four of my fellow fen.